Monday, 27 February 2012

Classic Bollywood Dialogues


Got any better way to beat Monday Blues? Here are some shots of the quintessential filmy dialogues of the yesteryears to make you wake up…

Hapless victim: “Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do…”

Protagonist going to the temple and saying: “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga..."

Old hindi movie : "Aji sunte ho.. .Aap bade woh hein"

Judge announcing his decision: "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"

Typical farmer dialogue: “mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital: “Main kahan hoon?" 

Favorite emotional blackmail: " Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhega "

The classic: " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

Villian's sidekick: "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "

All filmi chowkidaars: " Shhalaam Shhaab!"

The stereotypical announcer
: " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...."

" Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo..."

The romance:
" Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "

The shaadi: “ On a suhaagraat night, wife to husband : Doodh pee lijiye"


So, which one is your favorite?

5 comments:

  1. First thing first.............. "Hey Mogambo!"

    My favorite has to be the last one 'Doodh pee lijiye"... Excellent!!! :)

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  2. :) i was wondering when you would come out with a post on bollywood!!
    i vote for the Old Hindi Movie one (Aji sunte ho.. .Aap bade woh hein)... leaves a lot to the imagination!

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  3. i loved the first one.......

    “Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do…”

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  4. What generally follows after "Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do…"
    "Main kisi ko muh dikhaney ke kabil nahi rahi"

    My favorites are the ones that filmy mother keeps reciting like

    "Tujhe isi din ke liye paal pos ke badaa kiya tha"
    "Yeh din dekhne se pehle main marr kyon nahi gayi"
    "JA, iss ghar ke darwaaze tereliye humesha humesha ke liye band hain.."
    and the best one
    "Main Ma hun na"

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