Sheer Randomness!

 The shaadi season is on, so how could have Diva & Donna not spoken about it?

An excerpt from a conversation about a friend’s wedding and then planning one of our own…

Diva: She had quite a westernized wedding…

Donna: All the mallu aunties had heart attacks again when they saw the bride & groom kissing!!

Diva: they must have… when I have a bikini beach wedding...I would love to call all the relatives I hate… free heart attacks!

Donna: heheh! pls do…

Diva: free mass heart attacks

Donna: hahaha!  we'll also be scantily clad for extra effects ;)

Diva: yeah babes... and there will be open showers… fr ppl to cool off d heat

Donna: hahaa

Diva: our 21st century Great Bath of Mohenjodaro!

Donna: hahaha...diva u r killing me…i am so imagining the look of shock on all those aunties' faces!

Diva: yeah... that wud b a happy & fulfilled moment of my life...to see those aunties shocked

Donna: hehee

Diva: will name my wedding event as... Vivah: the REAL eye opener

Donna: lol

Diva: Guests: Come only if you want a life changing experience and pls leave ur crappy gifts home… only cash permissible*… give us the moolah…ooh la la

Donna: background score @ the wedding… “give us the moolah…ooh la la”

Donna: hehe…poora wedding planning happening!

Donna: So, all of you are cordially invited to Diva’s future beach wedding, I don’t guarantee food but you can bathe for sure… Once in a lifetime experience of the Great Bath of Mohenjodaro…“it’s free!” Dhaasu suggests Turkish Hammam and his customized massages!

We will see you there!

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events (in the Harappan or Mesopotamian Civilizations) or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.