A guest post by the
creative minds of my office gang!
Khoonkhaar raat thi...Aasmaan mein kutte chamak rahe the…dharti
par taare bhaunk rahe thhe...bhains aayi aur chor ko jump kar ke deewar utha
kar le gayi
Etne mein...paani geela ho gaya...aag jalne lagi...hava bhi
sookh gayi.....
Aur fir...
Kisi ne Money Plant ke gamle mein ek drop Ubalta hua Mutant
Fluid daal diya aur wo bargad ka bolta hua pedh ban gaya....
Bas fir kya tha, Lost world se ek Khukhaar Aadamkhoor
Ratzilla...hava mein urdne laga....
Aur chaaro teraf saaaaayein saaaaayein hava ki aavaz aane lagi...
Aur fir...kahien dur se ... ek Bheadiya cheeekhaa....
Aaaaaaoooooooo!!! Aaooooooo!!!
Fir aasmaan mein bijli karadne lagi.......aur water drops ki
jagah . .. . . frogs tapakne lage.
....with the sounds....
...trrrrr.......tr tr tr..Dhish dhish....trrrrr...trrr .trrrr......Dhinchak.....Dhinchak...Trrrrr.....
....with the sounds....
...trrrrr.......tr tr tr..Dhish dhish....trrrrr...trrr .trrrr......Dhinchak.....Dhinchak...Trrrrr.....
Aur tabhi . .. . .Atiya ne poocha “haan…kya hua?”
And there she arrived from her time travel... For the
uniniatiated, our dear friend tends to get lost at times and it is funny when
she suddenly pays attention as if she just had an “out of body” experience.
So, here a curtain raiser to the saga of our “Time travelling Betaal”…
Disclaimer: This is
purely a work of fiction except for the universally accepted truth that the Diva
of this blog tends to ‘time travel’ on and off.
Hey Mogambo! :)
ReplyDeleteAn excellent description of the situation some people find themselves in while conversing with The Diva..... It is amusing as well mind boggling as to how this happens :)
Well i wanted to be a protagonist of a story someday so thank you for this opportunity!
ReplyDeleteWOW......
ReplyDeleteMy work of Wild Imagination is in words now...
I hope to see these things in Action soon...
:)
& Diva hanging upside down on the branches of that Bargad ka Pedh....
hats off to whoever came up with this out-of-body/time travel metaphor for Diva's frequent attention lapses :D entertaining and oh so true!!
ReplyDeleteain't i a braveheart to let all of you make fun of me...
DeleteThere is a famous saying....
DeleteFrustration leads to Development
So were we....bcoz of... Diva's frequent attention lapses & getting into another dimension of a lost world with her capability of Time-Travel...
Bhai.... you should start writting "Harry Puttar".... it will be a mega blockbuster............. :D
Deleteyou have minimised the lapsed time to less than 5 secs just to make a story out of it
Deleteyeah Avinash....i agree with u
DeleteStarting with....
The moon turned into the head of a wolf & thn....becoming alive.....with his howl of ..."Aaaaooooooo...!!"
with his eyes turning red.....
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.......To be continued...
HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Great start..... :D :D
Deleteaur fir ...neeche Kabristaan ki ek grave ka stone ......khiskne laga.......aur osme se white smoke nikal laga...
Deletewith the background sound of the famous "Zee Horror Show"....
......Aaaaaa aa......Aaaaaa Aaaa Aaaaaa......Aaaa Aaa A...Dhish......
aur tabhi....
Tning tning tning....bzzzzzz...bzzzzz.......bzzzzz....tning ...tning....
Hellloooooo...Atiya......Jaago......Aapka phone baj raha hai......Hello...!!!
By the way Diva.... consider this as a gift... With such high level of concentration, you could achieve a lot.....
ReplyDeletethe above sounded like those silly tales of chacha batule on the radio. In which he is faikofying big time!!
ReplyDeletebut nonetheless, that was some good work!